http://www.segway.com

today at tysons.. natasha and i went to brookstones and they had this segway .. i had to show id, sign a waiver, get a lesson and wear a helmet.. but it was so fuckin worth it. i rode this thing for like 15 minutes.. its 4 grand.. pdiddy and shaq have them... i want one.

and the only thing that would suck about it is. where do you park it. so they invented a lock for it. bling